The Reporter is a nameless main character. He is a Russian guy who writes reports on the many wars going on in Geographia.
The Reporter is very persistent in creating quality reports for the numerous wars which go on in Geographia. He is described as "having an an unquenchable thirst for war analytics". Normally he is nice and doesn't write anything negative in his articles, but he can be brutally competitive to other reporters. When asked why he takes the war reports so seriously, he responds with some variation of "I'm trying to get society interested in politics. Political apathy is political oppression."
- A typo in one of his reports caused the Sreeram Incident.